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I'll make you laugh.
Age 40 From Houston, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
Hiya, my name is Alistair aka the 'Ally Cat.' Alistair is Scottish for Alexander or "Defender of Men." I am dual national to the UK and spend any chance I get back in Scotland. My nickname sort of stuck from all the leopard spots tattooed on my right arm, and Ally is the shortened form of my name. Turn away now superficial people, I haz ink! /taboo -- (and a credit score of 735!)



I've traveled and I'm cultured far beyond the level of bacteria. I'm very friendly, outgoing, thoughtful, eccentric and a peaceful old soul. I keep my word, I have backbone and stand up for my principles; I have manners and values. I constantly scrutinize and analyze myself trying to be a better person. My sense of humor ranges from cheesy and witty, to shockingly vulgar. I'm quite random, quirky, and a total goof. I have a crazy imagination, I'm always thinking. Though none of this will prepare you for the awesomeness that is me. That has to be seen in person. Confident, collected, and calculating. I'm very optimistic and usually in a cheerful and playful mood.



I am on here to make friends and expand my social circle.

As much as I'd love to meet an awesome lady and fall for each other, I'm still waiting for someone who has a specific interest in intelligent, tattooed, health focused, Buddhist, punk rockers secretly fighting the system from within the corporate world.

*sarcastic cheer of enthusiasm*



Some of my current goals include:

> attaining some industry specific certifications in IT

> resuming catering contracts over the summer

> starting a rigorous swimming regime

> learning about and growing an organic vegetable garden

> going back to Scotland this summer to hike



I work in IT for an oil and gas company and do private catering as a hobby for a diplomatic consulate.
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
European
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Network Assistant
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Strange, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Games, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Theater, Travel, Tv, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
We would get some food and a drink in Midtown and get to know each other a bit better.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
being happily married.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
continue to succeed and be happy with the ones I love.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Jazz, Latin, Metal, New age, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Soul, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Music, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Religious, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Farmer's markets, the ballet, dining out, picnics, camping, the beach, cinema, road trips, foreign travel, gardening, cooking, painting, pottery, swimming, exercise.... All sorts and more....

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Someone laid back but responsible that is health focused. Who likes heavily tattooed gentlemen, and has an appreciation for all music; namely punk, metal, 80's-90's tunes. Ability to clean up well to attend the ballet or fine dining restaurants but also be able to curse a little too. Must not have any anger issues and be able to communicate clearly and express feelings. Be willing to take things slow and become friends then more, I don't want a booty call. I'm looking for something serious.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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