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Minimalist seeks woman
Age 44 From Naples, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I tried asking my friends to describe me so I could have something to put on here without being concieded, but they just told me to stop being a girl and handed me another beer. So after a night of drinking and band practice, here's the good word according to my friends:

Witty
Intelligent
Persistant
I'm a "stupidface" whatever that is
Positive outlook
Always gives the benefit of the doubt
Shy in person
Good singer/Can rock the hell out of "Killing In The Name Of" and various Slipknot songs
Values others opinions
Always strives for the best
and apparently I'm a smart ass and I'm ugly, lol.

I'm not a supermodel, but as far as chubby/muscular guys go, I've been told I'm reasonably attractive. I work out, practice good personal hygiene, and I cycle every morning. I'm a singer, and music is a big passion of mine.

You should know before anything that one day I am going to marry Lisa Loeb, she just doesn't know it yet, lol. So until she knows I exist, I am on here...as long as you can live with that then we're cool lmao.
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Muscular
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Other, Visible Tattoo
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Musician
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Music, Movies, Travel, Cars, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Partying, Trying New Things, Extreme Sports, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Depends on the chemistry
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Skydiving!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Pop, I'm A Recording Artist, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Biography, Computers, Music, Philosophy
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Sitting in a public place with someone special, making fun of people who walk by. *mwuahahaha*

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
First off I'm in an open relationship so you've obviously got to be ok with that. Bonus if you're actually into couples! I'm not looking for a fling (though I'm not oppposed to it) I'm looking for someone who is comfortable being herself with me. We're all on a mission to find ourselves, but I don't need someone who is seeking validation and an identity through me. Extra bonus points if you're a good kisser!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed
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