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Who ate all my orange smarties?
Age 50 From Nottingham, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
Why is it you can always think of something funny, witty or sharp to type until you actually start trying to?lol ah well here goes anyway... after being released from a laboratory for medical experimentation to see if people who are not the 'norm' could survive within societys strict constraints regarding acceptable levels of tolerable differences here i am...lol well if for some strange reason your still reading your a)someone who was in there with me lol b)unable to sleep and this is a sure fire way to get bored to sleep c)looking for someone to use as target practise with the new toy ya got got for christmas 'my first lil rocket launcher'..ahem anyway slightly hyper, but friendly fun and genuine nutter looking initially to make some new and hopefully like minded new friends..hmm though the government may step in as they probably dont want 'our kind' to gather in numbers after all if that were to happen we know the world supply of caramac bars would be in danger not to mention cherry coke stock depleting too!! Ahem..wot happened? ok i admit it am a little out of the norm but am happy not to be just another dolly the sheep clone though i dont go out of my way to try to be different as at the end of the day first and foremost good or bad i am just me..no pity required lol. I would rather be thought of kindly as a person who is a great listener and friend who is genuine and sincere with a great sense of humour (though reading this it prob doesnt show lol) than anything and totally believe that you can never have too many friends or know too many people..so if you have room for a slightly strange new friend or aquaintance in your life, just fancy a chat or basically wanna say hi it would be great to hear from you!! Anyway seminar over lol wot do ya mean than, However anyone who wants to send nasty or derogatory mails please dont waste either of our times as theres no need and if i can get by without having to be so petty am sure you can
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Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Hire co ordinator
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
A moonlit picnic on a beach somewhere!!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
slamming a revolving door lol
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
My Political Views Are  
Green Party
My Goal In Life Is  
To enjoy everyday n have no regrets!!...to slam a revolving door...to find out just who the f**k Alice really was...to meet the man of my dreams n live happy ever after cos tomorrow is another day n all that sh*te lol
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Poetry, Satire, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
so many things from music to travel to motorbikes to glove puppets ahem..ask n i will explain its nothing rude..honestly lol, wandering aimlessly along the beach having a laugh, putting the world to rights..just passed my bike test woohooo so bike hunting lol,
more music, travelling, clubs, driving, photography, drawing, having a good time, socialising with my friends, more music, rock gigs, photo restoration, photo editing, designing tattoo's etc, a laugh with people you love, care about who you can just be you with, basically anything that involves enjoying yourself

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who is comfortable in there own skin and genuine, someone to laugh with and be able to talk till sunrise with about everything and nothing with and walk along the beach hand in hand, someone where you both understand each other without having to say a word and ultimately someone to stimulate my mind like no one ever has before (n if your a tall biker rocker type thats a bonus lol)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed
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