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Geekus McDorkface...kind of a big deal
Age 57 From San Francisco, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish, Italian
I Would Describe Myself As  
Old School sicilian punk rocker from da LBC turned traveler, chef, chocolatier, artist, writer, back-country adventure/kayak tour-guide, Actor, Social Anarchist, organic dirt-monger, kick-back, mellow dude with an intense, passionate edge. I am NOT a dirty hippie! I work and bathe WAY too much. If you know me, you know I cannot be labeled, nor put in a box. I'm a serious practitioner of 'Do Unto Others...'.

And, just to get this out in the open...I'm short...that's right...short. And, I'm comfortable with that...very comfortable...I save LOTS of money on clothes shopping in the boys department. And, I LOVE women that tower over me. So, I don't think you could ever call me insecure. So, if you need a tall man, I'm not your guy. Food for thought: A small axe can take down a big tree...know what I mean?

I Love hanging out with new, interesting people. I Love showing people around this beautiful island. And, I LOVE to cook awesome, organic, healthy food!...And, sometimes super good, super artery-clogging food. I prefer small gatherings over large crowds.

My main passion right now is making chocolate...THE most amazing substance on Earth. I grow the trees, harvest the beans, and make the chocolate. Then, to truffles, tortes, bars, etc. I'm always drawing, painting, or writing, if I'm not working. And, 'working' always has something to do with food or art...the two are synonymous to me.

I surf, hike, camp, surf, kayak (I own a two-man, and a yakboard), surf, swim, dive, hunt, fish, surf, ...And, I especially Love to surf!...Did I mention surfing?...yeah, I Love that!

I'm always outside, as I run an organic chocolate farm...that's my main job. But, kind of a "Jack-of-All-Trades". Farming, making chocolate, and tattooing is how I make most of my dough. I work a LOT.

I'm the guy that smiles and says 'Howzit!' to everyone...even to those that pretend not to see me...fake bastages!

I Love mi Famiglia! If you had the chance to meet 'em...you might think you're on the set of The Sopranos. And, this is what I've spent the last 10 years writing about. And, after 10 years, all my work is finally paying off. I'm being published...currently in editing stages...and, hopefully, my book will be on the shelves by the end of summer '10!

I'm ALWAYS down for a new adventure! My only pet is a cat named Pua. Ya just never know where I'll be tomorrow, though I've been on these islands for a while now...
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Tour-Guide/Tattoo Artist/Chocolatier
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Becoming a member of The Mile High Club...Now, I'm an official member...other than that...basejumping. But, I'll try pretty much everything at least twice.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
To outlaw Clothing
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Making milk shoot outta my nose!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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