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Easily Amused 4 Random Fun and Hi Jinx!
Age 50 From Wildwood, New Jersey - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I’m easily amused and can find fun and humor in just about any situation. I’ve been described as “bubbly” and “outgoing” and my laugh could shatter windows. So could my sneeze for that matter, but I digress… I don’t take myself or life too seriously because, let’s face it, it’s much too short to be wasted on melancholy antics. I am religious about keeping fit and am in LOVE with yoga!!
I am divorced and have a 16 year old son who I share custody with, although he lives primarily with his dad during the school year.
Hobbies (aka: what I live for): Going to the circus, riding my scooter, burlesque, hanging out with my dog, reading anything non-fiction, documentary movies, taking naps, working out, cooking, and being crafty/ creative.
Okay, and here it is… the bad stuff. My 3 worst characteristics are:
1.) I require alone time to recharge. I love people and social situations, but only in small doses or I get completely drained. My alone time is essential.
2.) My apathy and indifference to people/ things that don’t interest me. I don’t waste my time pretending to be interested when I’m not. On that note, I should also probably tell you that I loathe sports. I will never, ever watch them with you.
3.) I’m chronically 10 minutes late for everything. If I’m supposed to be there at 5, tell me 4:30. It’s a curse.
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Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Teacher / Education
My Job Title Is  
Public Health
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Anything but dinner and a movie. Mini golf? Painting pottery? Wine tasting? Hiking?
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Cross country skiing!!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To be happy!!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Situation Comedies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Pop
When I Read, I Always Read  
Biography, Health, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Going to the circus, seeing midgets and acrobats, eating watermelon, and riding my scooter around town. Preferably all within a few hours of each other.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Initally, someone I find attractive, but that only goes so far. A sense of humor and witty banter is essential. Someone who is friendly without being overly flirty. Someone who loves animals.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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