Английский

I'm a big dude, 3xl shirt size. Long hair, down past my shoulders, almost midback. Currently, trying to get on disability due to a severely messed up back and astasia. It's kept me from working for about a year and a half, which sucks, but I get by. Ok, enough of that negative stuff. I have both ears, septum and labrea pierced, and so far, just the 2 tats, with more to come in time. I'm also pretty unique in that i'm a straight dude who paints his nails, all 20 of them, very bright colors with designs and the like. I figure it's an extension of my fondness for body art, only I can change it regularly. I'm a very funny dude, total jokster who loves to make people laugh. I listen to lots of music, but metal is my religion. I'm about a pack a day smoker, and 420 friendly is an understatement. I'm big into horror movies, from the good to the cheesy bad, as well as any goofy comedy. I'm a big time Simpsons geek, my first tattoo was of Homer, and there will be many more Simpsons related tats. I also enjoy anything Adult Swim puts out for comedy, Family Guy, Futurama, old Monty Python, all the greats. I'm a bit of a homebody, just like to chill with people and have fun. I'm lookin for a chick who enjoys good convo, has a sense of humor to keep up with me, a smart chick who has opinions that haven't been spoonfed to her by some 24 hour news channel, and will speak her mind. Also, I'm quite a bit of a cuddler, so that's always preferred on my end. Overall, I just wanna find a mellow chick that I can call my chick and happily ever after and all that mess.

Рак

Коренастое

182 см

Коричневые

Белый европеец/кавказец

Не женат/не замужем

Нет

Не знаю

Глаза

Другое, Видимые тату

Коричневые

Нет

Неоконченное высшее

Без работы

Искусство/Музыка/Литература

Dude

Меньше $14,999USD

С родителями

Иногда происходит бред

Да - часто

Да, в компаниях

Клоун

Застенчивое, Сама дружелюбность, Комедийное

Спорт, Музыка, ТВ, Фильмы, Автомобили

Тусовки с друзьями, Останусь дома, Фильмы, Расслабление, ТВ, Пойду на концерт

Maybe meeting at a coffee shop, get to know each other, i'm really pretty open on this front

I'd like to get branded at some point

Сама дружелюбность, Крутой, Вульгарный(ая), Со странностями, Немного "того"

Другое

Каждый день

I'd someday like to be a writer for my own sketch comedy show

Умный, Сарказм, Немного "того", Со странностями, Фарс, Вульгарный(ая), Садистский

Мультфильмы, Документальное кино, Драма, Ситкомы, Фильмы, Спорт, Записи

Экшн, Комедии, Документальные, Ужасы, Триллеры

Рок, Метал

Я не люблю читать

Sitting on the couch with someone, gettin all snuggly, talking about everything and nothing, while watching something either goofy or gory, maybe a little herbal, just kickin back and shootin the breeze, as it were

Интеллект, Красота, Юмор, Остроумие, Внимание

I like a chick with a good personality, that's always what I fall for first. I'm a bit of a cheesy romantic, so I like a chick that's cool with me writing her notes and all that. I like chicks that are shorter than me, on the bigger side, with tats, piercings, and possibly bright dyed hair

Интим, Серьезные отношения