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I promise not to kill you...maybe?
Age 53 From Tampa, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am a musician. I play bass. I love music, art and good friends. I only like real people. I am heavily involved in the local music community. I set up great events, play as much live music as I can and support all of my fellow musicians.

My favorite bands are Primus, Rush, Faith No More, Tool and Rage Against the Machine.

I am also a huge fan of comedy and going to live comedy shows. I recently met one of comedic heros, Doug Stanhope. I have a very twisted sense of humor that offends some people. I find comedy to be a very crucial element in the game of staying sane.

I am not "religious", I was raised on a Native American reservation, I respect mother earth and its inhabitants, mainly the animals.

I have traveled a lot. All over the U.S. (about 25 states) and have lived in many major cities like Las Vegas, San Diego, Phoenix, originally from Portland, Oregon. I have been in Tampa for a few years but have not found the right person yet.

I also love football, I have to love the Bucs (I've been to two games and they lost both of them, maybe I should stay home) but the Seahawks are basically my hometown team.

I am insanely busy, I have to keep my mind busy and try to do so with positive activities. Music and art are my main focal points.

I love tattoos, I have quite a few right now and plan on getting a lot more.
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Native American, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Theater, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
someone fun, interesting, intelligent, honest and beautiful.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
many things.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
to be successful and happy.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, I'm A Recording Artist, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Business, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is  
musuc, art, museums, zoos, and other random things.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
a nice, beautiful, fun, intelligent and honest girl.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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