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Position Vacant - genuine lady wanted!
Age 52 From Camp Hill, Australia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Don't try this at home kids - we are trained professionals and we know what we are doing! At least, we like to look like we know what we are doing...

I hate these. Anyway...boredom/social isolation/loneliness does strange things to people. Hence why I am here. I need stimulation, goddammit!!

I'm really a fairly regular, down-to-earth kinda guy that has a lot of love and affection to give to the right person, if they want it. I have a ten year old son that I love dearly, and he comes first - no contest. If you can deal with that, we'll get on famously!

If you are not ready to move on from your bitter past experiences, then please do yourself, others and me the courtesy of re-evaluating your current situation and really decide if being on a dating site is the best thing for you to be doing. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you did not do the same if you are not ready for a new relationship. It would save us both a bit of heartache in the long run.

And if you're not wanting a lot of affection (for the right person of course!!) probably not a great idea to message me :)

Honesty - did I mention that? Honesty and transparency is important in any relationship - particularly one that has potential to be something special!

How much space do I have to fill here? That aside, I love motorcycling and beer (not at the same time!) Anything else you need to know? Contact me!
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Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Separated
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Office Drone/Desk Jockey
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Tv, Movies, Internet, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Blues, Jazz, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Computers, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Reference, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I'd smother the lucky candidate in golden syrup, lovingly place a lampshade over their head and start inflating the jumping castle. Midgets dressed in lederhosen and wading pools filled with cottage cheese will be highly regarded - Let the fun begin!!...in a perfect world maybe ;)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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