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Strippers and midgets and ponies...oh my
Age 48 From Houston, Texas -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I'm a 6'4" big guy, with a severely warped sense of humor. I get along with anyone that doesn't take themselves too seriously and can laugh at themself. I work offshore in the Gulf of Mexico which makes it hard to meet people (unless your into big roughneck guys, which I'm not, but hopefully you are). I got my first tattoo when I was 17 and now that I can finally afford it I'm working on my sleeves. If I had to really describe myself, I'd say I look like the love child of Grizzy Adams and Snufalufagus. Not pretty to look at, but functional and fun to ride. In my off time I like to mess with my horses and spend time with my daughter. I have been divorced for 11 years, so there is no drama in my life, and I really don't have time for any. I'm just here to see if I can meet someone that I can get along with, and who can tolerate me without getting the urge to beat me with sticks (unless your into that...I'm flexible). |
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| Sign | Virgo |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Heavyset |
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| My Height Is | 6' 4 (1.93 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Sometimes At Home |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| Body Art | Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Blonde |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Dog, Horse |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | ROV Pilot/Supervisor |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Quiet One |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Music, Movies, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Somewhere quiet, where we could relax, have a couple drinks, maybe enjoy a good meal, and get to know each other. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Christian |
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| I Attend Services | Once A Month |
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| My Political Views Are | Middle Of The Road |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Is to capture the elusive ManBearPig...I'm serial... |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Goofy, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rock, Metal |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Auto-biography, History, Mystery |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | A few strippers, a pony, a couple of midgets with bullwhips, a clown with big hands, and a kiddy pool of pimento cheese... Seriously, I enjoy working with my horses, spending time in my shop working on old cars, and hanging out with my 13 year old daughter. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Do You Look For? | Someone with some goals in life, who knows what they want and are serious about their future. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date |
