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Age 39 From Portland, Oregon - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
what's the worst that can happen?

I live my life one day at a time and can be quite impulsive though I am also quite loyal and can be somewhat sentimental. I value my family, my dog and close friends... in that order.

I was once described as "a tasteful and raunchy mix of Martha Stewart and Marla Singer". And introduced to a stranger as being "more like a shotgun than a pistol." A faint heart will never win mine. I will surprise you.
So, what's your story?
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Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 2 (1.57 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Native American, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Branded, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Certified pharmacy technician
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Unscripted and eventful.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Goal In Life Is  
to be happy.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I can make anything fun.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Chemistry.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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