Jess

I’m a cheeky tattooed (more to look at when I’m naked ha!) American girl living in Scotland with the mouth of a sailor & a heart of gold but I can cook, bake, & BBQ because balance. Love travel, beaches, nights in/out, good food, & cuddles. I grew up in Alaska so love an adventure! Mum to 2 girls & 3 sausage dogs.

My friend asked me to describe myself once and this is what I told her - I can talk to anyone about anything. I’ve worked with men all my life so don’t offend and can dish the right back out. I can have a dirty mouth. My mind can often go in the gutter. I snort when I really laugh. Most people I get along with. Though women are harder. I tend not to get angry; it takes a lot. Glass half full. Can always find the positive. I’m stubborn. Very independent. I don’t need a man, but I want one. Men struggle to realize there’s a difference. A soft guy is not for me. But I have a heart of gold. I enjoy helping others. I’m very adaptable. No issues peeing in the woods. Zero issues getting dirty. Super silly. I’m the mum that embarrasses my kids in public by bursting out in song, etc. I’m super tactile. Love touching and being touched. I’m down for inappropriate touch in public. My mum doesn’t put me on speakerphone without warning. I’m loyal. I’ve got your back. Despise cheating. Like mowing the grass. I kickbox. I can cook and bake and bbq pretty damn good. Oh and I talk a lot. Have a high sex drive too. But I’m not easy. I’m all about the passion. If I’ve not got that with someone then forget it. I’m really direct too. I struggle sugar coating. Dislike confrontation. Don’t like to argue but I will debate. Fairly opinionated. Love to be barefoot on the beach; it’s my happy place. Definitely a chill lover not a fighter type.

In search of a taller than me pretty eyed guy who loves kissing, holding hands, bum grabs, chatting about everything & nothing, lot of laughs & great sex (in time!). Must come with good communication, positivity, honesty, loyalty, ability to not take yourself too serious & be able to make me laugh. You also need to like kids & dogs. I don’t mind if you vape but I can’t do smoking (occasional drunk smoking is ok).

No interest in married, poly, ONS, FWB, etc…

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162 cm

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