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here's johnny
Age 54 From Pocatello, Idaho - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a artist/tattoo artist', I like to fish' hunt' camp' play pool' drink' smoke' fight' cuss' get beat up by the cops every now an then.. kidding', yeah right!!!...Love kids', believe in god' but not a fanatic..like to have fun' laugh' joke', an play around..I don't like depressing people' an I hate liver!!
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Inked All Over
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
tattoo artist / portrait artist
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Drinking, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
If you were an ice cream?, I would tenderly carry you back from the truck... 'I would take you into the kitchen?' 'slowly 'but sensuously' unwrap you', 'I would kneel down' an starting from the bottom', 'I would gently kiss' caress' an seduce my way to the top of your shapely stick's', 'I would then' 'lovingly' lift you up by your gorgeously seductive stick's' place you gently on the side of the counter?... 'And break you in half...'SMILE'...
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Ridding a bull.' Being a contender' in the altimate fighting championship...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
opening my tattoo shop' an makeing enough money to be comfortable.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, New age
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction, Horror, Humor, Nature, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Is not spending a freaking hour filling out this application!!!. It really doesn't matter what I'm doing', if I'm laughing & joking around with someone I like' then that's fun..

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
to have fun
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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