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Missy the herbiosarus
Age 30 From Alexandria, Virginia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
Love your pets and/or imaginary friends.

Just keep swimming, unless you can't. Then just drown, or gurgle.

Local herbivore loves vegan food, music and museums. Can be found running (not usually from anything in particular) or at the local gym getting "swole". She is also not up-to-date on the current slang, but does put forth great effort to come up with decent puns, dad jokes, and just plain bad jokes. A lover of animals, this lovely herbivore will be wooed by your fur baby, and did I mention she has two of her own? Check our her Binnicula bunny and sassy hedgehog.She asks if you refrain from asking if her hedgehog's name is Sonic; because i'ts not, it's Eloise. If you have nothing else to say to her, and I mean NOTHING else, ask her about her love of all things nerdy (especially old games, and Star Wars). That's right folks, this freak right here loves Star Wars. And for the reasonably affordable price of one dinner and/or hiking date, you can have all the Star Wars, video game AND animal discussions you want!! Act fast, slots are open. Now accepting applications.
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Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 2 (1.57 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Inked All Over, Other, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Exotic Animal, Other
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about her

How many tattoos do you have?  
3 to 5
How many tattoos do you want your partner to have?  
5+
What is your favorite tattoo?  
My moth on my sternum, her name is Edith
What will your next tattoo be?  
A tattoo for my beloved and no passed hedgehog (Ralph)
Are your tattoos hidden?  
Can easily be covered
How old were you when you got your first tattoo?  
16-21 years old
Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off?  
No
Do you have any tattoos you regret?  
No
How do you feel about facial tattoos?  
I like it

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Administrative Assistant
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Photography, Exercising, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Somewhere we can walk, talk and laugh. I like to laugh. But the stipulation is, it has to be somewhere new, or different.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
A burlesque, an opera, camping, this indoor trampoline place called Flight.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
To get my PhD
Work with teenagers and young adults in a mental ward
Have a lot of animals
Visit Australia (and various other nations)
Hike a mountain
See a platypus
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, New age, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Committed
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