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phatso Profile Information

Age 40 From Edgewood, Maryland - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German, Russian
I Would Describe Myself As  
can a killa that you know f*ck you better than i can? if you say that they could bitch yous a lie you musta never had a JUGGALO between your thighs
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Reptile
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
tattoo artist
I Make This Much In A Year  
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to be someone u cant be
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Goofy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
gettin inked

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Good Looks, Sensitivity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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