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shoesthephantom Profile Information

It's a metaphor, fool
Age 37 From Peoria, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I LIKE - Tattoos. Piercings. Subtlety. Irony. Friendship. Great Danes. Rock. Roll. Burritos. Polaroids. Macintosh. Brick buildings. Belt buckles. Hardcover (not paperback). Chuck Norris jokes. Max Bemis. Speaking in ridiculous, NOT politically correct, accents. Spray paint. Unconventional hair products. Beef Jerky. Allergy-free fake goosedown comforters. The details. eBay. Pocket electronic Solitaire. Clean socks. Pro Tools. Peanut Butter. New Sharpies (before some idiot ruins the chisel-tip). Water. Exploring the depths of credit card debt (just kidding... I hate that)...
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is  
DirecTV sales agent
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Camping, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date
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