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Perfection is so overrated.
I wear aprons as shirts.
I own a fire hydrant from the 1920's and it's my favorite material possession, besides the blankey I still sleep with.
The wind is so windy.
I like watching people do stupid things and laughing.
If you aren't funny then I will not laugh with you and will most likely laugh at you. Either way, I'll be laughing and that's my favorite hobby.
I don't want to be the center of someone's world. I don't need to know where you are and what you are doing at all times. I don't want you to have to know where I am and what I am doing at all times. I like space, my own space. Mingle...please! I do and it's fun.
I generally like myself, except on those days that I don't. Those days are rare since I think I am pretty much awesome.
I love to be polite. I like the surprised look on people's faces when I hold the door for them at a store, or pick up something they dropped, or say hello and smile as I jog by them.
If I were you then I wouldn't be me. If I wanted to date me, I would ask myself out and, since I know myself pretty well, I know I would say yes and then be extremely disappointed to be dating me and not you...how boring it would be to date myself.

Gemini

Athletic

5' 4 (1.63 m)

Hazel

Caucasian, Other

Divorced

Yes - At Home

Yes

Neck

Inked All Over, Other

Black

Dog

Yes

College Degree

Entertainment / Media

Doctor of Tangential Conversationalism

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

With Kid(s)

All Is Calm

Yes - Socially

Outcast

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing, Strange

Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Family, Photography, Travel, Gardening, Camping

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert

everything...I've always wanted to try everything. Even if it is awful, gross, uncomfortable, or boring, I'll at least have a good story to tell later.
I want to ride motorcycles, skydive, play the drums, run a marathon, go to Australia, go to Bali, go to all the National Forests, eat dog in South Korea, ice fish, write a novel, be a famous photographer, act in a play, and the list goes on...

Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Jewish

Never

Middle Of The Road

My goal in life is to be happy and laugh as much as possible.

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

I Don't Like Tv

Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Horror, Thriller

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Reggae, Folk, Punk

News, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Satire, I'm An Author

I run between five and ten miles every day.
I laugh and dance around like I am eight years old.
I tell jokes that aren't funny and I laugh at them anyway.
I play air guitar.
I hike, camp, backpack, travel, write, paint, and photograph beautiful things beautifully.
I am an extreme reader. I read while I brush my teeth.
I love to floss.
Being alive is fun. My idea of fun is living.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed