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I want to be a pirate
Age 42 From Melbourne, Florida -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I hate describing myself... I have a hump in my back, I have nasty crack addiction and i can be a bitch from time to time. :) OH, and I like to make offensive baked goods. |
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| Sign | Aquarius |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slim |
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| My Height Is | 5' 3 (1.6 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Lips |
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| Body Art | Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Platinum |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | I Own A Farm |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Student |
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| My Speciality Is | Student |
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| I Live | With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Socially |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| My Social Behavior Is | Comedic, Friendly, Observant |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Camping, Movies, Music, Reading |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Going To A Concert, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Trying New Things |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | piracy and punching old people in the face while eating tacos and drinking margaritas. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | inciting a riot. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Socialist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | finish school and stay happy. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | My Idea of Fun.... canoeing down the banana river with a bucked of rum taking over other boats. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Humor, Intelligence, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend |
