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The second coming....of fun!!!
Age 43 From Portland, Oregon - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Sarcastic. Really sarcastic. If you are concerned that you might not have a sense of humor, I can easily do some probing to find out if you, indeed, are without a humorous bone in your body. I will be very thorough in my search. I may even want to look twice. The third time may very well be the charm. I can even put a little funny in you. Don't worry. I'll call you.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
Intoxicologist
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Dining, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
To one day the main character in a book based loosely on my life, but with laser swords.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Soul, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Classic, Fiction, History, Horror, Political, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Adventures in food. Cultivating experience through conversation and finding a good time where most find no fun to be had.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Maybe you. Maybe not. What's the fun in telling?
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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