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I spin fire...
Age 35 From Knoxville, Tennessee - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Any initial messages received consisting of "Hey there." or anything comparable will most likely be overlooked and in turn not responded to.

Not being a jerk.
Just a tad picky.
Because I can be.
And I like depth.
Not asking for a lot.
Seriously...


dancing and going to festivals/live music shows... check.
Tattoos and piercings... check.
Kindness, understanding, communication, respect, honesty... check.
Will paint/draw you pictures and sing you songs... check.

I am naturally inquisitive. Always curious. Eternally searching for whimsy and spontaneous adventure.

I was probably some mythical, little, sunsprite-creature in another life.....
Or a dirt clod... *shrugs *

Super dry humor
Super-Duper Queer
Non-binary
Sarcastic
Laughing
Art
Meditation
Dancing
School
Animals
Bass
Spirituality
Androgynous
I Sing. A lot.
Mischievous
Camping
Festy-Love
Sustainable living
Traveler
Being kind
Food
Adventure
Top
And bottom
Eloquence
Spontaneity
Bonfires
Empath
Poi
Music
Nature
Awareness
Gypsy
Horror
Sustainability
Crystals
Gender-fluid
And MANY other peculiarities...
Also..... I sometimes curse a lot..

I'm a Vet. Med. student. Taking a break.
Currently still living in Tennessee (Born and raised. Yes, my accent is ridiculous. Moving on) with intent to move to Indy.
I'm the type that likes to get my hands dirty. A good, long day of productive and even strenuous work is very rewarding to me, personally.
I'm extremely passionate.
I'm ALWAYS laughing.
I'm ridiculously nerdy.
I'm a lover, not a fighter... but I am not afraid to stand up for myself in any way.

I've got a whole Lotta southern charm and class to go along with my s a s s.

I'm the epitome of a Hopeless Romantic...
Seriously, the words are tattooed across my chest. And for very good reason.

I'm here for friends, mostly....
Not really interested in fellas other than friendship.
Be kind.

I'm very open-minded
I like hippies, ravers, punks and sweethearts.
DO NOT mistaken my kindness for weakness.
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Other, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Rodent
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about her

How many tattoos do you have?  
5+
How many tattoos do you want your partner to have?  
5+
Are your tattoos hidden?  
Can easily be covered
How old were you when you got your first tattoo?  
16-21 years old
Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off?  
No, but I'd like to
Do you have any tattoos you regret?  
No
How do you feel about facial tattoos?  
I like it

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Dancing, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Science, Science Fiction, Romance

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Other, Doesnt Matter
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